Secular Saints Prayer Candle: Kris Jenner

You’re doing amazing, sweetie. No, really. Patron saint of success and branding. Light this when you’re about to negotiate a contract, launch a brand, or just need to leak a "secret" to the group chat.

Wax: Unscented white paraffin wax.

Dimensions: 8" tall glass jar candle.

Burn Time: Approximately 80 hours.

If somebody says no, you're asking the wrong person.